the14th-ofmay:

Nicolas Cage came into the pet store I work at and bought all of our goldfish.

i tripped and fell when i was going to chipotle today and it messed up my knees pretty bad and tomorrow at school i’m going to make up a good excuse for why they’re cut up and not because i was so excited for chipotle i tripped because that’s not cool enough. 

The Tony Awards @TheTonyAwards
Andrew Garfield of @salesmanbway

heckyeahstyles:

only louis tomlinson would go to a football match dressed like that

susurrant-voices:

Pizza cupcakes

Yield: 12
ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons white sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 egg
1/3 cup milk
1 cup mini pepperonis (or another topping of your choice)
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

Additional 1 cup of mozzarella cheese and 1 cup of mini pepperonis (optional) for topping

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Line a 12 cupcake pan with liners.

2. Mix 1 1/2 cups flour, sugar, salt and baking powder. Add in vegetable oil, egg and milk into flour mixture and stir until batter is smooth. It will be sticky. Fold in cheese and pepperoni. Fill muffin cups about 2/3 full.

3. Bake for about 18 minutes until muffins turn out golden and knife inserted comes out clean. Right before eating, top muffins with more cheese and about five slices of mini pepperoni and bake for 4-5 minutes at 350F until cheese is melted. Serve immediately.

1d-doodles:

The guy took it down, but it’s okay. I downloaded it. 

platinumspeed:

leonsumbitches:

You have encountered A  DOGE

Options:

  • PET  DOGE
  • SNUGGLE  DOGE
  • FEED  DOGE

You have chosen PET  DOGE

THE  DOGE  IS  PLEASED

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